Forever not actually preparing a speech and just letting his heart speaks is full brazilian core
feels threatening ngl
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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you're absolutely correct it was
Ok, here’s the deal, if you want me to do something, I will do it. If you want me to do two or more things I will do them ONE AT A TIME. Don’t ask me to ‘multitask’. I don’t do that. To quote one of my favourite autistic coded characters Charles Emerson Winchester, “I do one thing, I do it VERY well, and then I move on.”
This morning at work I came in and saw there were half a dozen things on my desk. I started getting pressure to do part of one, then part of another, then jump back, then start a third one, and so forth. I just said no. I can’t guarantee that any of it will end up being done right. I will get through them, one at a time to completion.
I do one thing, I do it very well, and then I move on.
Don’t ask me to multitask, that doesn’t work for me. Frankly I don’t know if it’s really possible for anyone.
i will not voice train, im beginning the process of unmasking & my voice will only be getting deeper and more bored sounding with time
Anyways. I wish a very good night to medium and high support needs autistics. You deserve the world.
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